1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:10,000 Welcome to a game of Shitcoins. 2 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:42,000 Round 1. Crypto Cage Fight Predictions. Fight number 1. Roger Vier vs. Tone Vase. 3 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:02,000 No, I'm still going to say Roger. 4 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:44,000 I'm going to take it seriously and so I just have to believe that if someone, a normal human goes up against someone who is skilled in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, and I think Roger is like two tiers from like the top tier or something crazy like that. 5 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:57,000 He'd be like a brown belt or something, the equivalent. And yeah, I really just think that the Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu person would just break your head off in like two seconds. 6 00:01:57,000 --> 00:02:03,000 So, that one's easy. Roger Vier would definitely win in a cage fight. 7 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:09,000 In a haircut battle, Tone would probably win. 8 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:13,000 Fight number 2. Luke Jr. vs. Vitalik Buterin. 9 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:22,000 Okay, this one's also very easy. Luke has tons of guns. He's just got tons of guns everywhere. 10 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:28,000 And he gives them to his children. He's just a crazy Floridian, okay? 11 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:32,000 This is like someone from Florida, again, goes up against a normal person. 12 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:38,000 And Luke isn't from like Fort Lauderdale. I'm going to Orlando. I'm going on vacation. 13 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:44,000 He's like from like real Florida. Plus, he's got the Almighty in his back pocket. 14 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:50,000 He can just pray to the Christian deity. 15 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:52,000 He's got lots of connections. 16 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:54,000 Okay, what's Vitalik going to do? 17 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:59,000 The only thing Vitalik could do is like scam nearby people into helping him. 18 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:07,000 But in the cage match, he's not going to be able to scam Luke because Luke is immune to that type of scam. 19 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:12,000 I guess I'll say that, you know, I've met Luke and Vitalik. 20 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:17,000 And Luke is a lot shorter than you would think and Vitalik is a lot taller than you would think. 21 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:21,000 But I just don't see that being decisive. 22 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:27,000 Luke vs. Vitalik. I think Luke's got that redneck strength. 23 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:36,000 Fight number three. Bogdanoff vs. Sminim. 24 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:43,000 Bogdanoff vs. Sminim. That is a really tough one. 25 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:46,000 I'm going to go with Bogdanoff. 26 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:50,000 I don't know who these people are, but I assume that... 27 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:53,000 Oh, there's a link here. 28 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:57,000 I assume that the Bogdanoff twins are those people with kind of like... 29 00:03:57,000 --> 00:04:03,000 Let's say unusual cheeks that are very big or whatever. 30 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:09,000 Oh, I get it. So one is like a god of... 31 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:13,000 There's like a god of moon and then there's like a god of dumping. 32 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:22,000 Okay. I didn't understand most of that, but I think that if there is a god of moon and a god of dumping, 33 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:30,000 the moon god has to win because how else can you explain altcoins surviving this long? 34 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:37,000 So I think that the moon god will win. 35 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:40,000 Sminim. S-M-I-N-M. 36 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:58,000 Welcome to Sminim. The rapid coin swap. 37 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:01,000 Round 2. Meme wars. 38 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:06,000 I love memes. But I don't have a choice. They take over your brain. 39 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:13,000 Question 1. What is your favorite catchphrase of former BitConnect spokesperson Carlos Matos? 40 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:19,000 Hey, hey, hey. Maybe this is a microphone. 41 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:22,000 That's my microphone. 42 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:26,000 What's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up? 43 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:33,000 Question 2. Which crypto community has the best memes? 44 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:38,000 I'm going to have to say, I mean, Doge. What a great meme that is. That's almost like a super meme. 45 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:44,000 I think, you know, BTC just is such a strong meme game. 46 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:48,000 I mean, in general, crypto has a really strong meme game. 47 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:56,000 Like, once you see crypto memes, everyone else just looks like they just discovered memes like 10 minutes ago. 48 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:59,000 And they look like novices. 49 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:03,000 The, oh, let me think about it. 50 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:07,000 Best memes, just sheer quantity. 51 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:11,000 I mean, BTC has had memes for so long. Remember the Bitcoin not affected meme? 52 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:15,000 Bitcoin user not affected. But it was like the wrong affected. 53 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:22,000 It was like E-F-F-E-C-T-E-D, like the wrong word. 54 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:26,000 But we just ran with it anyway. Like, wow. 55 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:31,000 I am hodling. GF at a lesbian bar. 56 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:36,000 I know I mistyped it twice. Like, wow. 57 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:42,000 These are some, I think just BTC, it's just such a great, it's such a great meme community. 58 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:45,000 I think that's a domain where everyone is a winner. 59 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:49,000 The crypto community with the best memes, that's going to be Bitcoin SV. 60 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:51,000 Just think about it. 61 00:06:51,000 --> 00:07:01,000 You got Jimmy, you got the Craig Wright, you got Calvin Ayer with definitely not underage girls dancing, twerking. 62 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:03,000 Yeah. 63 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:07,000 Bitcoin SV has funny memes, but I'm not sure they're doing it on purpose. 64 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:19,000 The decider. Mike in space got in trouble with one community for what some are calling an insensitive parody. 65 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:22,000 But which community did he insult? 66 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:25,000 Mike got in trouble with Spanish speakers. 67 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:32,000 I know that one. That's B, the habladores del espanol. 68 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:44,000 Question two. Craig Wright was ordered to give how many bitcoins as part of his Florida court case versus Ira Kleinman? 69 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:53,000 The answer to this question is A, because the judge decided I'm not going to look into what you said about being Satoshi. 70 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:57,000 I'm just going to I'm just going to assume that you are because you say you are. 71 00:07:57,000 --> 00:08:00,000 That's what that's what I call irony. 72 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:05,000 And it's commonly believed that Satoshi has around a million. 73 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:10,000 And then he said you have to give half 550,000 A. 74 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:17,000 Craig's going to have to pay a little over 500,000 bitcoins. 75 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:21,000 Question three. At a recent ETH conference, what could speakers be seen in? 76 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:27,000 Oh, I don't know what they were wearing at the Ethereum thing, but it's usually the furry animal costumes. 77 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:32,000 A, furry animal costumes. You don't even need to read the other two. 78 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:35,000 If they wore tuxedos, what would that be like? That would be neat. 79 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:40,000 They could be like an orchestra. They could do anything they set their mind to. 80 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:45,000 Except except get Ethereum to work. 81 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:58,000 Oh, yes. Become an early adopter. 82 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:05,000 Sideshow.