Welcome to a game of Shitcoins. Round 1. Crypto Cage Fight Predictions. Fight number 1. Roger Vier vs. Tone Vase. No, I'm still going to say Roger. I'm going to take it seriously and so I just have to believe that if someone, a normal human goes up against someone who is skilled in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, and I think Roger is like two tiers from like the top tier or something crazy like that. He'd be like a brown belt or something, the equivalent. And yeah, I really just think that the Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu person would just break your head off in like two seconds. So, that one's easy. Roger Vier would definitely win in a cage fight. In a haircut battle, Tone would probably win. Fight number 2. Luke Jr. vs. Vitalik Buterin. Okay, this one's also very easy. Luke has tons of guns. He's just got tons of guns everywhere. And he gives them to his children. He's just a crazy Floridian, okay? This is like someone from Florida, again, goes up against a normal person. And Luke isn't from like Fort Lauderdale. I'm going to Orlando. I'm going on vacation. He's like from like real Florida. Plus, he's got the Almighty in his back pocket. He can just pray to the Christian deity. He's got lots of connections. Okay, what's Vitalik going to do? The only thing Vitalik could do is like scam nearby people into helping him. But in the cage match, he's not going to be able to scam Luke because Luke is immune to that type of scam. I guess I'll say that, you know, I've met Luke and Vitalik. And Luke is a lot shorter than you would think and Vitalik is a lot taller than you would think. But I just don't see that being decisive. Luke vs. Vitalik. I think Luke's got that redneck strength. Fight number three. Bogdanoff vs. Sminim. Bogdanoff vs. Sminim. That is a really tough one. I'm going to go with Bogdanoff. I don't know who these people are, but I assume that... Oh, there's a link here. I assume that the Bogdanoff twins are those people with kind of like... Let's say unusual cheeks that are very big or whatever. Oh, I get it. So one is like a god of... There's like a god of moon and then there's like a god of dumping. Okay. I didn't understand most of that, but I think that if there is a god of moon and a god of dumping, the moon god has to win because how else can you explain altcoins surviving this long? So I think that the moon god will win. Sminim. S-M-I-N-M. Welcome to Sminim. The rapid coin swap. Round 2. Meme wars. I love memes. But I don't have a choice. They take over your brain. Question 1. What is your favorite catchphrase of former BitConnect spokesperson Carlos Matos? Hey, hey, hey. Maybe this is a microphone. That's my microphone. What's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up? Question 2. Which crypto community has the best memes? I'm going to have to say, I mean, Doge. What a great meme that is. That's almost like a super meme. I think, you know, BTC just is such a strong meme game. I mean, in general, crypto has a really strong meme game. Like, once you see crypto memes, everyone else just looks like they just discovered memes like 10 minutes ago. And they look like novices. The, oh, let me think about it. Best memes, just sheer quantity. I mean, BTC has had memes for so long. Remember the Bitcoin not affected meme? Bitcoin user not affected. But it was like the wrong affected. It was like E-F-F-E-C-T-E-D, like the wrong word. But we just ran with it anyway. Like, wow. I am hodling. GF at a lesbian bar. I know I mistyped it twice. Like, wow. These are some, I think just BTC, it's just such a great, it's such a great meme community. I think that's a domain where everyone is a winner. The crypto community with the best memes, that's going to be Bitcoin SV. Just think about it. You got Jimmy, you got the Craig Wright, you got Calvin Ayer with definitely not underage girls dancing, twerking. Yeah. Bitcoin SV has funny memes, but I'm not sure they're doing it on purpose. The decider. Mike in space got in trouble with one community for what some are calling an insensitive parody. But which community did he insult? Mike got in trouble with Spanish speakers. I know that one. That's B, the habladores del espanol. Question two. Craig Wright was ordered to give how many bitcoins as part of his Florida court case versus Ira Kleinman? The answer to this question is A, because the judge decided I'm not going to look into what you said about being Satoshi. I'm just going to I'm just going to assume that you are because you say you are. That's what that's what I call irony. And it's commonly believed that Satoshi has around a million. And then he said you have to give half 550,000 A. Craig's going to have to pay a little over 500,000 bitcoins. Question three. At a recent ETH conference, what could speakers be seen in? Oh, I don't know what they were wearing at the Ethereum thing, but it's usually the furry animal costumes. A, furry animal costumes. You don't even need to read the other two. If they wore tuxedos, what would that be like? That would be neat. They could be like an orchestra. They could do anything they set their mind to. Except except get Ethereum to work. Oh, yes. Become an early adopter. Sideshow.